Switzer Kreations
My Crystal Ball Says You’re Full Of Shit – Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug
My Crystal Ball Says You’re Full Of Shit – Funny Sarcastic Coffee Mug
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Feeling a little witchy… and a lotta petty? Our “My Crystal Ball Says You’re Full Of Shit” coffee mug is the perfect way to sip your brew and throw shade—no spellwork required. Featuring a bold design and mystical crystal ball graphic, this cup blends humor, sass, and a little bit of hex appeal.
Whether you’re gifting it to your favorite snarky friend or keeping it at your desk as a not-so-subtle warning, this mug gets the message across loud and clear—without saying a word.
Details:
- 11 oz or 15 oz ceramic mug
- Professionally printed on both sides
- Dishwasher & microwave safe
- Sublimation print won’t fade or peel
- Handmade with attitude by Switzer Kreations ☕✨
Sip it. Spell it. Say it like you mean it.
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Materials
Materials
Coffee Mugs: Made from high-quality ceramic.
Tumblers: Made from durable stainless steel.
Shipping + Returns
Shipping + Returns
Ordering & Shipping
Orders are typically processed within 1–3 business days before shipping. Business days are Monday through Friday, excluding holidays.
Once your order ships, you will receive an email confirmation with tracking information. All orders are shipped from Canoga Park, California.
Please note that processing time is separate from the shipping carrier’s estimated delivery time.
Returns
Eligible items may be returned within 14 days of delivery.
To qualify for a return, the item must be unused, unopened, in its original condition, and returned in its original packaging. For health and sanitary reasons, we cannot accept drinkware that has been opened, used, or washed.
Personalized, customized, made-to-order, and items specifically marked Final Sale cannot be returned or exchanged unless they arrive damaged, defective, or incorrect.
Please review our complete Return Policy for additional eligibility requirements and instructions.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Because each item is individually printed and finished, minor variations or small imperfections may occur. These natural differences make each piece unique and do not affect its quality or function.
Coffee Mugs
Our ceramic coffee mugs are dishwasher safe. For the longest-lasting print quality:
- Place the mug on the top rack of the dishwasher.
- Use a mild detergent.
- Avoid abrasive cleaners or scrubbing pads.
- When hand-washing, use warm, soapy water and the soft side of a sponge.
Stainless Steel Tumblers
To protect the printed design, insulation, lid, and exterior finish:
- Hand-wash with warm, soapy water and a soft sponge.
- Do not place in the dishwasher.
- Do not use abrasive cleaners or scrubbing pads.
- Do not soak for extended periods.
- Dry thoroughly after washing.
- Do not microwave.

Printed + Shipped in the U.S.
All of our items are designed, printed, and shipped right here in the United States.
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Free Shipping On Orders $50+
Place any order of $50 or more and get free shipping on us anywhere in the United States.
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Packaged with care
We take our time to pack each order carefully to ensure it gets to you safely.